Quote of the Day (Comic Steven Wright, on Why ‘You Can’t Have Everything’)

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”—Stand-up comic Steven Wright, quoted in Jason Zinoman, “Headwaters for a River of Stand-Up,” The New York Times, May 1, 2014

(Photo of Steven Wright after a spring 1994 performance in Cohen Auditorium at Tufts University.)